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  1. 
A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

    A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

    The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

    Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

    The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

    "One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

    That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

    (Source: circuitfry, via yamino)

  2. the little 5 year old girl I babysit

    • me:
      What you do think about the princess marrying another princess?
    • her:
      Instead of the prince?
    • me:
      Instead of the prince
    • her:
      So her daughter would have two mommies?
    • me:
      Yes
    • her:
      two princess mommies...
    • me:
    • her:
    • me:
    • her:
      fabulous
  3. vvhitehouse:

    aneastcoastbreeze:

    vvhitehouse:

    advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

    • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
    • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
    • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
    • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

    disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

    Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

    the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

    (via rosalarian)

  4. 1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.

    2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.

    3. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

    4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.

    5. Always use ‘we’ when referring to your home team or your government.

    6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

    7. Don’t underestimate free throws in a game of ‘horse’.

    8. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

    9. Don’t dumb it down.

    10. You only get one chance to notice a new haircut.

    11. If you’re staying more than one night, unpack.

    12. Never park in front of a bar.

    13. Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.

    14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first boy/girlfriend.

    15. Hold your heroes to a high standard.

    16. A suntan is earned, not bought.

    17. Never lie to your doctor.

    18. All guns are loaded.

    19. Don’t mention sunburns. Believe me, they know.

    20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if it’s only once.

    21. Take a vacation of your cell phone, internet, and TV once a year.

    22. Don’t fill up on bread, no matter how good.

    23. A handshake beats an autograph.

    24. Don’t linger in the doorway. In or out.

    25. If you choose to go in drag, don’t sell yourself short.

    26. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.

    27. Never get your hair cut the day of a special event.

    28. Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires, and sheets.

    29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it.

    30. When you’re with new friends, don’t just talk about old friends.

    31. Eat lunch with the new kids.

    32. When traveling, keep your wits about you.

    33. It’s never too late for an apology.

    34. Don’t pose with booze.

    35. If you have the right of way, take it.

    36. You don’t get to choose your own nickname.

    37. When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family.

    38. Never push someone off a dock.

    39. Under no circumstances should you ask a woman if she’s pregnant.

    40. It’s not enough to be proud of your ancestry; live up to it.

    41. Don’t make a scene.

    42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet is best.

    43. Know when to ignore the camera.

    44. Never gloat.

    45. Invest in good luggage.

    46. Make time for your mom on your birthday. It’s her special day, too.

    47. When opening presents, no one likes a good guesser.

    48. Sympathy is a crutch, never fake a limp.

    49. Give credit. Take blame.

    50. Suck it up every now and again.

    51. Never be the last one in the pool.

    52. Don’t stare.

    53. Address everyone that carries a firearm professionally.

    54. Stand up to bullies. You’ll only have to do it once.

    55. If you’ve made your point, stop talking.

    56. Admit it when you’re wrong.

    57. If you offer to help don’t quit until the job is done.

    58. Look people in the eye when you thank them.

    59. Thank the bus driver.

    60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.

    61. Forgive yourself for your mistakes.

    62. Know at least one good joke.

    63. Don’t boo. Even the ref is somebody’s son.

    64. Know how to cook one good meal.

    65. Learn to drive a stick shift.

    66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations are built over a lifetime.

    67. It’s okay to go to the movies by yourself.

    68. Dance with your mother/father.

    69. Don’t lose your cool. Especially at work.

    70. Always thank the host.

    71. If you don’t understand, ask before it’s too late.

    72. Know the size of your boy/girlfriend’s clothes.

    73. There is nothing wrong with a plain t-shirt.

    74. Be a good listener. Don’t just wait for your turn to talk.

    75. Keep your word.

    76. In college, always sit in the front. You’ll stand out immediately.

    77. Carry your mother’s bags. She carried you for nine months.

    78. Be patient with airport security. They’re just doing their jobs.

    79. Don’t be the talker in a movie.

    80. The opposite sex likes people who shower.

    81. You are what you do, not what you say.

    82. Learn to change a tire.

    83. Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead of them.

    84. An hour with grandparents is time well spent. Ask for advice when you need it.

    85. Don’t litter.

    86. If you have a sister, get to know her boyfriend. Your opinion is important.

    87. You won’t always be the strongest or the fastest. But you can be the toughest.

    88. Never call someone before 9am or after 9pm.

    89. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly.

    90. Make the little things count.

    91. Always wear a bra at work.

    92. There is a fine line between looking sultry and slutty. Find it.

    93. You’re never too old to need your mom.

    94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the first date, commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kill.

    95. Know the words to your national anthem.

    96. Your dance moves might not be the best, but I promise making a fool of yourself is more fun then sitting on the bench alone.

    97. Smile at strangers.

    98. Make goals.

    99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime.

    100. If you have to fight, punch first and punch hard.

    — A high school teacher’s list of 100 wisest words (via grillfriend)

    (Source: mar-rs, via thatn3rdygirl)

  5. Yay! I can roam the internet again without fear of spoilers! Happy 50th anniversary whovians!

    Yay! I can roam the internet again without fear of spoilers! Happy 50th anniversary whovians!

  6. a romantic story

    fwips:

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    And they lived happily ever after.

    (via carriedraws)

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  8. You’re Hispanic? Wow! I couldn’t tell because you don’t look like it and your English is really good.
    — White Proverb (via bellabracha)

    (Source: cockedtail, via raspbeary)

  9. cinnamon-anemone:

    pspookypscarypskeletons:

    brunettejubblies:

    phrux:

    tin-pan-ali:

    yungnaota:

    bruh

    Please watch this video it’s so important.

    this is

    oh my god

    wHY

    w h aT

    (Source: i74960x)

  10. cinnamon-anemone:

    butifloveisagame:

    lord-kitschener:

    The top comment on the YouTube video says all you need to know:

    image

    I AM CRYING

    I don’t know what those things are

    but I need one

    (Source: pitythequeen)

  11. smarylove:

(via How to Make Hook Rose step by step DIY tutorial instructions | How To Instructions), How to, how to make, step by step, picture tutorials, diy instructions, craft, do it yourself

    smarylove:

    (via How to Make Hook Rose step by step DIY tutorial instructions | How To Instructions), How to, how to make, step by step, picture tutorials, diy instructions, craft, do it yourself

    (via thatn3rdygirl)

  12. tenxrosetyler:

    where-is-my-tennant:

    Moffat’s the kind of writer who likes watching you suffer through his intricate plot twists and turns. RTD was the kind of writer who snuck up behind you, dropped a bombshell, and then ran away cackling into the night.

    Most accurate description ever!

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    (Source: hazza-kins, via youovershare)

  13. Bitch, I’m fabulous!

    Bitch, I’m fabulous!

    (Source: primegifs, via yourcanvas)

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